My Intention

So Dez got the ball a rolling and I figured it was high time that I contributed. So on that note (Ahem*)

I AM BENE BOOM BLOGGER. FEAR THE ANTICIPATION OF MY ARTICLES AND THE DREADED WAIT BETWEEN THEIR POSTINGS, MUAH HA HA HAck (ensuing coughing fit).

Ugh, More to the point, my intention of content to bring to Two Scoops are articles detailing the construction, play-testing, tweaking, and ultimately assessing the viability of fringe decks in the Magic the Gathering competitive scene. I am largely experienced in the formats of standard and modern but would like to branch out into legacy as well.

You might say:
"What makes this chump qualified to write magic-articles. I don't listen to anyone who hasn't won at least 5 GP's and been to the Pro-tour."

To which I would reply:
"Wow, listen here douche nozzle I don't need to prove anything to you. I know what I'm about and prolly have more Magic experience in my Di..."

To which my co-blogger Dez would interrupt:
"BENE, This is not the place for crude hypothetical shouting matches. This blog must remain on a higher standard than that."

So after a discussion about whether or not the internet is in fact mostly a collection of crude hypothetical arguments (and cat pictures) I concede the point and come up with a 'better' explanation of what I am offering here.

Which might go something like:
"What a well put and meaningful question from our comments section by poster initials D N. Well to that I would have to say that as someone in much of the same situation as many of our readers are probably in, i.e. not Pro Tour Champions, I just want to become better and have fun doing it. To that end I am putting a lot of effort into testing and analyzing so that others might have something to form their own opinions on. In summation I'm not asking you to take my opinions and hear them as the musings of a semi-benevolent MTG God. I just want to help expand the horizons of the meta and your minds."

So if that sounds interesting I hope that you continue reading Two Scoops for more anecdotes and analysis of both the Hearthstone and Magic the Gathering.

Also I am currently looking for interested MTG players to become part of a testing pool to more accurately gauge a decks strengths and weaknesses. I am fond of using XMage as a client to do this through but have been having issues finding a dependable player base. So please contact me via email: smbene247@gmail.com